What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
10.06.2025 23:52
Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
No way
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What can you do if you are a full-grown adult, but never experienced being a child?
Then came..
Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...
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So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Has anyone ever worn leather pants? Are they comfortable?
Still no good
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What do most wives fantasize about?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
share office space ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good.
How did the Nazis figure out whether a person or community is 'Aryan' or not?
Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds
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Have you had any paranormal activity situations happen personally to you or someone you know?
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.
Why should we share our wife with others?
No go.
They put up a sign reading
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
What is the kinkiest thing you and your sex partner have done in bed?